Monster Pie

Check out these pictures of Allegro's 28" party pizza. We ordered this bad boy for delivery in Philadelphia on Friday night after scanning the online menu for a couple minutes. Scott's choice of toppings (1/2 meatballs, 1/2 bacon) made for a memorable experience and a sumptuous feasting had by all. Thanks, Scott.

Professional consumption stance poses. Knees bent, mouth open wide, pizza perfectly positioned, and appetite raging. Be sure to note retro French-made exercise bike in the background. I used it that night to work off the 8,000 calories of melted cheese, tomato sauce, meats, and dough that slid helplessly into my belly: